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Joke of the Day
"I got a bone to pick it's been stuck in my teeth for days"
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"Never kick a porcupine wearing flip flops. Cause they're obviously on vacation and why ruin their holiday?"
"Why are there many black people hanging around my family tree? because im a black man you racist"
"Did you hear about the Supreme Court ruling that you can marry a sandwich? Yeah, the BLT community are very excited!"
"I casually mentioned to my cat that I've petted many animals in my time, and she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said ""How many?"""
"I just saw a woman outside sitting alone on a bench and staring at nothing and it made me so sad. I wonder what happened to her phone?"
"You know how to do gypsy triathlon? You walk to the pool, don't swim, and then ride home on a brand new bike."
"Q: What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain? A: Stegosaur-rust!"
"What do you call a blonde Jew? Goldie Lox (my little sis just came up with this...or so she said)"
"Why did the restaurant fire the pansexual? Because he kept fucking the cookware."