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Joke of the Day
"How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Just Juan."
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"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Biker Barbie ...complete with leathers and tattoos"
"Hacked again! Sometimes I wish I never grew up on 12,345,678th Street with a dog named Password."
"Why did the football coach go to Aldi? To get his quarter back!"
"I need to start buying Tupperware to store my leftovers before throwing them out two weeks later."
"What does a ghost get when he is horny? A booner"
"Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four it'd be a chicken sedan."
"Literally thousands of chameleons in your house right now and you don't even know it."
"A while ago, I had an idea for a movie about the invention of the airplane It's been really hard getting it off the ground"
"""I can try"" is a great response to invitations because you're not even committing to trying."