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Joke of the Day
"Katie Holmes filed for divorce from Tom Cruise .... Was Rock Of Ages really that bad?"
Next Joke
"She: ""I am expecting..."" Me: ""Whoa! Congrats."" She: ""...someone at 3."""
"Why did the Koala Bear get a job? He was Koalified"
"Q: Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's? A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends."
"???: Knock knock. James: Who's there? ???: You know. James: You know who? Voldemort: Correct. James Potter: James Potter: Fuck."
"HEY YOU! If you hadn't clicked this link you would be reading something else right now."
"Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint"
"What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Phelps can finish a race"
"*comes home from work *wife jumps in my arms *sees I'm crying wife: Why are you crying? me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack"
"I broke up with my girlfriend today Now I need to buy that movie again!"