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Joke of the Day

"""I wish some random guy from India would DM me!"" -no girl, ever"

"Apparently The Hulk's blind date went well. I asked him about it today and he just said ""Hulk Smash."""

"Was that pun intended? Nope, unintended."

"A chain lock on a door is just there to annoy the person who is breaking in to kill you, right?"

"A man was marched to an atm, and made to take out $300. Thats the last time he forgot his wifes birthday."

"The Kardashian Family motto: Getting black men off since the OJ trial."

"What do you call a midget psychic that escapes from prison? A small medium at large"

"Wanna hear my vegetable joke? Nah, It's too corny."

"I believe we should all pay our taxes with a smile I tried, but they wanted cash"

"So a conservative was browsing r/news Haha that's a good one."