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Joke of the Day

"Hey, incessant seatbelt indicator beeping, I'll outlast you; just like your friend the gas light. You're not the boss of me."

"What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ? Robbery with violets !"

"I'd like to see a world without plagerism You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one."

"I like my beer, like I like my violence Domestic"

"Never accept a rap battle from a cricket unless you know more than five words that rhyme with chirp."

"Did you know tank tops were illegal until the U.S constitution came out? It gave people the right to bare arms."

"What do you get when you cross a riddle with a rhetorical question?"

"What was the name of King Arthur's fattest knight? Sir Cumference. (He ate too much pi)"

"Somebody has stolen my Microsoft office But I will find them. You have my Word."

"How do you kill a redneck? Wait until he fucks his sister and then cut the brakes on his house."