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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about Evel Knievel's cousin Klu Klux Knievel? Tried to jump 47 niggers with a steamroller."

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"My girlfriend started smoking... ...so I slowed down and applied lubricant."
"How do you sink a French battleship? Put it in water."
"Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper."
"The shame about ancient Grecian art... The shame about ancient Grecian art is that there are amazing marble sculptures and structures which too often get taken for granite."
"""We don't allow faster than light neutrinos here"" said the bartender. A neutrino walked into a bar."
"What do you call a Viking pop band with a big gay following? The Pillage People."
"""Yeah can I have a triple bacon cheeseburger..."" *sees Grim Reaper in passenger seat* *sigh* ""and can you put lettuce and tomato on that?"""
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