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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about Evel Knievel's cousin Klu Klux Knievel? Tried to jump 47 niggers with a steamroller."

"Where does an atom go when it breaks down? A quantum mechanic. lel"

"Did you hear about the woman who used a fake name and married a renown psychologist? She committed Frued. Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week."

"I farted while lifting a heavy object today. It was very embarrassing. I had to apologise to the man at the next urinal."

"so sick of people who aren't Beyonce"

"How many Germans does it take to screw in a Lightbulb? **One.** **Germans are very efficient and not very funny.** *Source: My co-worker.* *I'm German and I approve this message.*"

"Just saw a woman talking on a pay phone. It was so disorienting that for a moment I thought I had been transported to 1990."

"What does a bungie jumper and a condom wearer have in common? If the rubber snaps they're screwed. <----- this is a classic xD"

"how to get a fat chick in bed... It's a piece of cake!"

"If you like the song ""Red Red Wine"" then U B 40."