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Joke of the Day

"not one character on the show Friends had a job that was a joke, was broke, or had a love life that was DOA."

"*rubs a lamp* Genie appears and asks for a wish ""I don't wanna die virgin"" *Genie grants immortality"

"An elephant and a camel are chatting at a party The elephant asks ""Why do you have your tits on your back?"" ""YOU KNOW FOR SOMEONE WHOSE DICK IS IN THEIR FACE THAT'S A REALLY STUPID QUESTION!"""

"Chicks can only stay at their boyfriend's place for about 3 days, then they finally need to go home and use the toilet."

"What did the poplar tree say to the weeping willow? Hey pal, you just need to branch out more."

"What do call you someone who feeds on comatose patients and pizza? A vegetarian."

"What happened when the lepers played poker? One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently."

"The United States could save billions in defense funding if they trade the Military for Chuck Norris."

"Guess what? Elephant Butt"

"I was going to make a gay joke. Butt fuck it, that's not cool. Cum on guys."