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Joke of the Day

"*rubs a lamp* Genie appears and asks for a wish ""I don't wanna die virgin"" *Genie grants immortality"

"Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ? Your teeth !"

"If life had a 'CTRL + ALT + DEL' option, you bet your ass I'd be hitting that thing about 14 times a day."

"I threw my laptop into the ocean.. Its a Dell rolling in the deep."

"How many germans does it take to change a lightbulp? One. We are efficient and don't have any humor."

"""Do you have this in beige?"" - old people"

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garabonzo bean? I don't have a garabonzo bean in my garage because that's where I get pee'd on so there is tarps everywhere."

"I went into a haunted house today. All the ghosts ejaculated on my face. It was a bookkake."

"If you have any snacks left when the movie starts you're a wizard & need to be killed."

"An English man, an Irish man, and a Scots man walk into a pub. They head to the bar and the bartender says, ""what is this, some kind of joke?!"""