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Joke of the Day
"What did the poplar tree say to the weeping willow? Hey pal, you just need to branch out more."
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"My girlfriend's not up for being fisted tonight. I guess I'll just put my feet up."
"What did Hitler eat for breakfast? Luftwaffes"
"My boyfriend is tall, strong, protective and flashes me regularly. Oh no wait. I'm thinking of a lighthouse again."
"Q: What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork? A: Kermit the Frog's Finger"
"how many chefs does it take to change a,light bulb ? one to do it, and five others to tell him how they did it differently in their last kitchen."
"What is small furry and smells like bacon? A hamster."
"What's the gift that keeps on giving? AIDS"
"We need to make music cool again people. If you go home with someone and they have a Justin Bieber CD in their music collection, don't fcuk them."
"Russian history in 5 words: ""And then things got worse."""