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Joke of the Day
"I used to think I was trapped inside a woman's body Then I was born"
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"How do you kill a hipster? By drowning him in the mainstream"
"I suck telling jokes.. Because I start laughing even before I reach the punchline. The doctor says I have a premature hehejaculation."
"What do pygmy cannibals eat for breakfast? Weedie Bix!!"
"did you hear about the kidnapping at the high school? It's OK. He woke up."
"You're so poor I saw you kicking a can across the street I asked you what you were doing you said moving."
"What book is better when you read it drunk? Tequila Mockingbird."
"I swear I am not racist I have nothing against them, actually I think every white person should have one! I'm sorry"
"One day a wife complained ""This wall clock almost killed my mother today. It fell only seconds after she got up from the couch."" The husband grunted and replied ""The darn clock always was slow."""
"What's the biggest sign she's just not into you? a restraining order."