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Joke of the Day
"Why weren't there any black guys in the flintstones? Because they were still monkeys."
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"Cell division, explained: o 0 8 oo"
"My facial tattoo is going to look so cool when I'm working as a janitor for McDonalds."
"ME: nice fanny pack u weirdo KANGAROO: *puts phone in pouch, pulls out a knife* ME: holy shit"
"The American education system obviously listen to Pink Floyd. They've left those kids a loan."
"What do you call a British person playing a saxophone? An Anglo Saxin'"
"Why don't blind people go skydiving? Because it scares their dogs too much."
"A prostitute worked her shift on a Saturday. Approximately eight fucks were given that day."
"Captain America: WHERE ARE YOU WE NEED YOU Black WINDOW: FOR THE LAST TIME YOU GOT THE WRONG NUMBER"
"A haiku to my boss who asked me to work this weekend: Ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha no"