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Joke of the Day
"Where do muslims go when they die? Everywhere."
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"How much lube do you need for anal? A buttload."
"When I drop my son off at school I do one arm pushups at the entrance to let the other dads know that's what's up. But they're all at work."
"Squirrels nature's speed bumps."
"Why did the cookie visit the doctor? He was feeling a little crummy."
"What was the name of the gay porno staring Macaulay Culkin where he became a prostitute in an attempt to pay his mortgage? Homo-loan"
"Here's a joke about my senior year of college. I tried."
"Mitch Hedberg used to do drugs"
"[ In bed, trying to find a cold spot ] Ahhhh, there it is... Wife: Get off of me!!"
"Wanna know what makes me smile? Face muscles."