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Joke of the Day

"Wanna know what makes me smile? Face muscles."

"One of my friends recommend circumcision It wasn't all it was cut out to be"

"Since the invention of the smart phone, how many times have you clicked a desktop icon once and waited for a response. Ok, just me?"

"Insurance costs are so outrageous the only healthcare most Americans can afford is from Dr. Pepper."

"What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? A chocolate BAAA"

"How do Mexicans cut their pizza? Little Ceasars"

"Fish I've got a great pet fish. I called him home. He is an absolutely wonderful fish! You might even say there's no plaice like home!"

"There was a man watering his garden across the street at night. At first I thought he was pissing outside but after a realized he wasnt I said ""I thought you were peeing"" he said ""no I'm Chinese"""

"DATE IDEA: We stay in our respective homes and watch different shows on Netflix. And also that was a fake phone number I gave you."

"Good Grammar is the Difference... ...between * Helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and * Helping your Uncle jack off a horse"