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Joke of the Day

"How much lube do you need for anal? A buttload."

"A patient comes to a doctor and says: ""Doctor, I think I'm a moth."" ""Well, you'd better go to psychiatrist. Because I'm a dentist."" ""Yeah, but you had the light on."""

"Why did i buy a black phone? So it would run faster!!"

"I owe my life to Nickelback I got in a horrible car crash and was in 6 month coma. Then the nurse switched the song to Nickelback. I woke up and muted it."

"""WATERMELON"" HAS 4 SYLLABLES. ""ILLUMINATI"" HAS 5 SYLLABLES. THAT'S PRETTY CLOSE. WATERMELON IS ILLUMINATI."

"Researchers recently unveiled a device will launch stinging insects at high speeds. It has beegun."

"Jokes that Eddie Murphy could have done on SNL40. Here is mine. I did comedy for the fame, money and sex with white women. The 80's was so long ago. Good night folks."

"What is a horny pirates worst nightmare? A small chest with no booty!"

"[me trying to do magic] Is this your card? ""No"" Is THIS your card? ""Not even close"" What about THIS? ""Trent thats literally a piece of ham"""

"""I'm not racist but..."" - Britain"