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Joke of the Day
"How much lube do you need for anal? A buttload."
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"Do people ever come up and sing your own songs to you? Dave Grohl: Literally all the time Me: What if I say I'm not like the others?"
"Why can't a muslim have SexEd and Driver'sEd on the same day? Their camels need a break at some point."
"If you can't walk into your walk in closet, you might just live with your girlfriend."
"What do you call a fat town Obe-CITY"
"The look on my husbands face while watching a Victoria's Secret commercial tells me exactly where all my catalogs went."
"Why was the old Jewish woman afraid her chauffeur got her pregnant? Because they schlepped together."
"If your feet smell and your nose runs... ...you're probably built upside-down."
"What type of cereal goes to the gym twice a day? Shredded wheat. I wish I could pin this joke on a 4-year-old, I'm so sorry"
"Teacher: When do astronauts eat? Pupil: At launch time!"