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"Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar? Because they're easier to get at the ballpark."
"Just saw a shooting star. The crime in this galaxy is getting out of hand."
"Strong people don't put others down. They lift them up and body-slam them for maximum impact."
"A British soldier meets an Australian soldier on a warzone **British soldier**: Did you come here to die? **Australian soldier**: Nah mate, I came here yesterday!"
"It's so hot outside! I've been out here 10 minutes and I'm already wetter then Kim Kardashian at the BET Awards."
"How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm...? (Rated G) Look for fresh prints..."
"A woman, a murderer, a liar, a thief, and a cuckold walk into a bar The bartender asks: ""What will it be, Mrs. Clinton?"""
"How do you find a vegan at your dinner party? Don't worry, they'll tell you."
"I saw someone try to park a car for about 10 minutes. I didn't see the driver so I'm not going to assume what gender she was."