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Joke of the Day
"So, a cannibal walks down the street.... ..... with a handburger."
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"If you've ever wondered which of your friends loved V for Vendetta, you're in luck today."
"She died doing what she loved best, making toast in the bathtub."
"What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Wheres my tractor?"
"Where's the best view of falling stars in Los Angeles? The Betty Ford Clinic"
"Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all stupid people."
"Confucius say: Man cannot run in front of car forever. He get two tired."
"What do you call it when trash pandas pleasure each other orally? Coonilingus"
"""Oh no. This sucks. I'm gonna put it in a movie."" - hundreds of directors while watching 9/11, apparently"