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Joke of the Day

"What does Hillary Clinton have in common with a factory-grown chicken? They're both getting beaten by the name of Sanders."

"What do you call someone who is really good at fishing? A master-baiter"

"What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak? Punjabi-ng."

"I just got a tattoo of Ben Franklin on my dick Because my girlfriend knows how to blow a hundred bucks. (for our non-American friends, Ben Franklin's face is on the US $100 bill)"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered six offender."

"What did the hungry computer programmer say? All I want is one byte. Hell, I'll even take a nibble."

"A pair of identical twins... ... on opposite banks of a river. One says ""I wish I was on that side of the river."" The other replies ""You are."""

"Who was Tupac married to? His Thug Wife."

"My friend asked me if I've ever paid for sex I've paid dearly: I've got three kids."

"I'm really good at stuff until people watch me do that stuff."