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Joke of the Day

"Merry Christmas. Did anyone get a car with a giant ribbon on top? Has anyone ever? Do those ribbons even exist?"

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"3 words, 8 letters. I wanna hear you say it I am Groot."
"JUDGE: so u plan to plead insanity? ME: let me double-check with my counsel *moves 2 ft over, puts on tie, nods* ME: thats correct ur honor"
"Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? A: Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!"
"A watermelon walks up to a sprinkler And says to the sprinkler, ""Water me lon!"" Original joke from a friend of mine!"
"How many chans does it take to change a lightbulb? Lulz!!! etc etc etc :-D"
"Three helium atoms walk into a bar HeHeHe"
"Future generations will never believe Sarah Palin was a real person."
"What did the bee say to the naughty bee ? Bee-hive yourself !"
"Why don't orphans play baseball. Because they don't know where home is."
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