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Joke of the Day

"Why don't orphans play baseball. Because they don't know where home is."

"What's difference between good weed and good pussy? You can smell the weed from across the room."

"Did you hear about the fish that married the duck? They got along swimmingly"

"""Wolfgang Mozart"", says Mozart's friend... ""What?!"" replies Mozart. Then they are both eaten by a gang of wolves."

"what do you call a pile of kittens? a meowntain"

"Holy shit there's a spider under my keyboard I think it's under control"

"whats a ghost's favorite fruit? booberries!"

"THEM: What's it called when you think about them all the time? ME: Love. T: What if it's about murdering them all the time? M: Also love."

"It's actually pretty impressive how many poor decisions I can fit in a day."

"It's pretty easy to get pussy with a puppy You just replace the S's with P's"