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Joke of the Day

"A watermelon walks up to a sprinkler And says to the sprinkler, ""Water me lon!"" Original joke from a friend of mine!"

"Cargo shorts are awesome because you have extra pockets to carry all the ladies numbers that you get."

"France is such a shitty country Even the nice parts are rundown"

"Why are men faster than women? Ball bearings and stick shift."

"Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth? Because it had a spear through it's head."

"How to win an argument. 1. Have a vagina. 2. That's it. 3. You win. 4. Congratulations."

"David Hasselhoff walks into a bar and says to the barman... ...""I want you to call me David Hoff"". The barman replies: ""Sure thing Dave... no hassle."""

"Do you want to hear a joke about pussies? You probably won't get it."

"Say what you want about my sex life... I'm not having it."

"Police Officer: ""Turn around!"" Me: *sings* ""Every every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming round..."""