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Joke of the Day

"[Justice League HQ] Batman: Hahaha *changes his HBO GO password and doesn't give the new one to The Flash*"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Butter ! Butter who ? Butter wrap up - it's cold out here !"

"Why do gay men float? Flambuoyancy"

"What is tuba plus tuba? Fourba!"

"My friend told me that my herb garden looks like a mullet. I keep the basil in the front and the parsley in the back."

"The woman next to me smells SO good, is it weird if I'm like ""What perfume is that, I will literally stop robbing this bank if you tell me""?"

"What did one piano say to another? CBA"

"""Mah son's real smart!"" crowed the redneck mother to an acquaintance. ""He's only six but he can already spell his name backwards and forwards!"" ""What's his name?"" asked the friend. ""Bob."""

"Terrible pun (I'm sorry) What do you call a guy who travels the world convincing women to have oral sex? A cunning linguist"

"When I see starving children in 3rd world countries, I get so sad knowing there's no way they'll ever be able to retweet me."