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Joke of the Day
"Have I ever taught you South american Judo? Judo know if I have a knife, Judo know if I got a gun."
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"Man draws fire for arson attack on art class."
"What's the most overused joke nowadays? Donald Trump"
"I would never have a threesome. If I wanted to disappoint two people at once I'd have dinner with my parents."
"The beauty of meditation is it helps instill inner peace in someone that makes it easy to pick his pockets."
"What do you call Christopher Reeve before the accident? Christopher Walken."
"Why couldn't the teller comprehend the bank robber? He was bad at stickup lines."
"Two wrongs don't make a right but two Wrights can make a plane."
"Doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex But the wife insists it says its for Dyslexia"
"I wish I could re-enact the fantasy scenes from 50 Shades of Grey... For example, the one where she gets a job right out of college."