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Joke of the Day

"What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea ? A bee in a submarine !"

"Why did the oven go back to University? To get another degree. - My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me."

"As a kid, I was less concerned about Goldilock's safety than I was about Mama and Papa bear not sleeping in the same bed anymore."

"At a restaurant I thought a family was praying at the table but then I realized they were all texting."

"How do you make holy water You stab it with a knife over and over"

"So, being a mirror inspector... ...is a job I could really see myself doing."

"I'd like to meet a failed scientist, like I do writers. ""I science on the weekends and for free sometimes. I think of it more as a hobby."""

"If Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider and Dennis Dugan are in a plane and the plane crashes, who will survive? American comedy films."

"I think that being a Lone Wolf is the coolest thing ever yeah.. except at the annual wolf picnic when you don't have a partner for the wolf hill barrel races."

"Friday night is my weekly time to ponder...which do I hate more: my friends, or having to make new friends?"