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Joke of the Day

"""TALIBAN OFFICIAL ACCIDENTALLY SENDS OUT COLLEAGUES' EMAIL ADDRESSES"" Apparently, he hit ""Reply Allah"". Heyoooooooo!!!"

"why the animale go to the store? ""chill"" with friends"

"A missing Chinese pyromaniac has been located hiding out at a Roman Catholic monastery. He was found praying with friars."

"Something weird just happened. My captain just told me Bravo Zulu for a job well done, and then abruptly fired me. How am I supposed to get an explosive tug with my dick in my pants?"

"How do '90s kids count to 6? Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis."

"Good cop: Just relax Moody cop: OMG, you again? I hate you, but I kinda misssed you, why don't you call anymore? You're going to jail"

"There are two rules for success... 1. Never reveal everything that you know."

"Movie Trivia: Cloverfield was just Khloe Kardashian on a shopping trip in New York"

"Where does Max Planck go for a night out? To the h-bar"

"I told all my colleagues at work that I have a twin so that when I see them in public I don't have to talk to them."