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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a joke that includes a pun about weed? [OC] High humor"

"if at first you dont suceed... ...then skydiving definitely isnt for you."

"When a clown sheds its skin, it rubs its head against hard objects, causing the stretched skin to split. The skin is often left in one piece"

"I'm really glad they invented shampoo. imagine having to wash your hair with real poo?"

"Two wrongs don't make a right but two Wrights can make a plane."

"Before I lose my phone, end up naked, high, drunk and/or possibly arrested, I would like to wish all a Happy Saturday!"

"What's the difference between firewood and a jew? The firewood ain't been turned into ash yet."

"Couples who take too many fertility drugs should always put an asterisk next to their child's name to show that the parents used steroids."

"50 blondes Q:What do you call fifty blondes lined up ear-to-ear? A: A wind tunnel. #ThugLyfe"

"It's 27 outside. Oh great, even the weather is younger and cooler than me now."