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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a joke that includes a pun about weed? [OC] High humor"
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"Shame about the Tesla driver that crashed while watching a movie. He should've watched the trailer."
"Who's your friend?"
"YOU KNOW WHAT THE BEST PART OF BEING ADDICTED TO METH IS?!? ONLY ONE MORE NIGHT TILL CHRISTMAS!"
"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... ba-dum tss"
"What do women and hand grenades have in common? When you pull the ring off, your house goes away."
"Welcome to the BBC... Welcome to the BBC. Rape all the children you like, just don't punch a producer."
"""Have you senor self in a mirror lately?"" -Mexicintervention"
"I'm breaking up with my girlfriend that uses Comic Sans... She's just not my type."
"""Chest, chest, chest and chest, chest and chest"" - T-Rex singing ""Head, shoulders, knees and toes""."