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Joke of the Day

"What do women and hand grenades have in common? When you pull the ring off, your house goes away."

"Why are all blond jokes 1 liners... So men can understand them too!"

"I'm a die hard Bruce Willis fan."

"Tis the season to kidnap a tree, hold it hostage, keep it from its family during the holidays, then leave it for dead."

"A woman in labour is screaming at her husband. He says ""Hey, don't blame me. I wanted to put it in your ass."" ""But Nooo, u thought THAT MIGHT HURT!"""

"A Terrorist posts a Joke on Reddit... ...joke Blows Up faster than expected."

"For everyone who's looking, here's a handy list of all the reasons to vote for Donald Trump: There aren't any."

"What is the opposite of a meme? youyou."

"No matter how often I scream METALLICA in the poolside DJ's face I don't think he's going to play them. Here come the police they'll help me"

"American Horror Story: Walmart Bathroom"