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Joke of the Day
"I'm breaking up with my girlfriend that uses Comic Sans... She's just not my type."
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"When did razors get so expensive? Three more payments and I'll be able to shave"
"~The Discovery of Fruit~ Ok, so far you've named the red one apple and the yellow one banana. What about the orange one? Really? *sighs*"
"""Ask your doctor if you're naive enough for Placebo."""
"I was flipping through the channels.... and my wife asked was on the TV. I said ""dust"" And that's how the fight started."
"What is worse than ants in your pants? Uncles in your pants"
"What do you call a bunch of gay slaves? Fruits of labor."
"What did the Magician say when he took some Adderall? Hocus Focus"
"I went to see a theatrical performance on the history of language Turns out it was just a play on words."
"Have you ever nicknamed somebody Penny.. because they didn't make a lot of sense?"