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"Who's your friend?"
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"How do you catch a unique rabbit? You 'neek up on him. How do you catch a TAME rabbit?"
"Which blood type was created by mistake? Type O."
"Why can't you keep a secret from cattle? They herd"
"I lost 80 pounds a while back... British prostitutes are expensive."
"Why do they call them ""country bumpkins""? Because in the country, you bump your kin!"
"My parole officer said ""You know who you hurt the most when you go joyriding?"" ""Joy's husband."""
"Me: My computer broke IT guy: What have you tried so far? Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing"
"Tried belly dancing but ended up looking like an insect about to die."
"What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another? He experiences culture shock."