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Joke of the Day

"Why did the dinosaur eat the baby??? It didn't. Humans did not appear until after the extinction of dinosaurs."

"My gf always tells me to shower her with compliments, but when I woke her up with the hose while calling her beautiful she yelled at me"

"What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo? The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit."

"I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows on too high she looked surprised."

"Do you know the difference between a man and a Government Bond? A man matures with time."

"*Girl opens Xmas present* ""Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?"" ""Wait but that means-"" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*"

"Have you ever seen Ray Chales Wife? Neither has he."

"Noble gases are safe from the Fine Brothers. They never react."

"Why did the drill sergeant get a dishonorable discharge? He couldn't keep his hands off his privates"

"On Thanksgiving, how does Miley Cyrus stuff her bird? You don't want to know."