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Joke of the Day

"Noble gases are safe from the Fine Brothers. They never react."

"what do you call a mexican with no legs? A paragraph, because he's not a full essay."

"Whats big and white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A fridge."

"My dad's a superhero He's the invisible man. Edit: Wow! This is my most upvoted post. Thanks for the love strangers!"

"People say I'm quite contrarian. But I disagree."

"Like all great artists, Drake will reach a tipping point in his career And follow Snoop Lion's footsteps and reincarnate himself as Dragon."

"I just got scammed by a hacker from Cairo... I guess you could say I've been E-gipped."

"How many ants does it takes to fill an apartment? Ten-ants"

"ME: do dogs think we have three mouths because we pick stuff up with our hands? VET: where exactly is your dog ME: he's uh coming later"

"My wife handed me a mop so I inspected it and said, ""You're good to go, woman!"" and now the mop handle is in a funny place."