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Joke of the Day

"Why did the drill sergeant get a dishonorable discharge? He couldn't keep his hands off his privates"

"""date night!"" = ""our relationship died a year ago!"""

"Why did the Japanese man take a stick of butter and some oil to his garden? He wanted to see a butterfry"

"Why is it called the ""color TV""? Because it was invented by a black person!"

"How do you know the name of a Pokemon? It will tell you."

"''Have you heard my knock-knock joke?'' asked the blonde. ''No'' said the brunette. ''Okay'' said the blonde ''you start.''"

"Just want to be bitten by a spider without the obligation of becoming a superhero."

"What's the difference between fancy food and military food? Fancy food is delicious, but military food is deliciousir!"

"Hey girl.. you ready to [loudly toward the door] TAKE IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL *roommate sends in R/C truck with a bunch of condoms taped to it*"

"Just now, from my dad: Have you heard the new Christmas carol from India? We Vishnu a Merry Krishnas."