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Joke of the Day

"What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo? The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit."

"when people post the punchline in the title You know what I hate?"

"What was the last phone call made from the Twin Towers? An order for two large plains."

"Why don't women need drivers licenses Because there is no road from the kitchen to the bedroom"

"How many germans does it take to change a light bulb? One, we have no time for humour."

"Hi, I'm going to tell a dad joke! Hi ""Im going to tell a dad joke,"" I'm dad!"

"What do you call a company that makes Mexicans? A MexiCo."

"Did you hear about the girl who went fishing with her six male friends? She came home with a red snapper!"

"""I suppose you have to live somewhere."" - A more accurate motto for the state of Utah."

"I beat my girlfriend at dominos the other night. She needs to learn that *I* choose the pizza toppings."