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Joke of the Day
"Man, all the girls I saw today were so hot ...because it was 90 degrees out."
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"My uncle always believed that ""Between duct tape and WD-40 you can fix just about anything."" I still can't believe it took seven years before he lost his medical license."
"""If Bernie doesn't get the nom, I'm voting Trump."" ""Also, if McDonald's is out of chicken nuggets, I'm going to eat 20 scorpions."""
"An atheist, a crossfitter, and a vegan are all sitting at a bar... They try to have a nice evening, but are forced to leave since everyone is aggressively telling them that they are wrong."
"My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up."
"Ten things men know about women (Strong language) 1) They have pussies 2) 3) 4) 5) 6) 7) 8) 9) 10) They have breasts too"
"Two gay guys went out for a night on the town without any cash. It was an unfunded mandate."
"""Every time I go out, the paparazzi wants to make an oil painting of me. So annoying."" - 1700s celebrity"
"This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting."
"How do you piss off a transgender? I'm sure the title will be enough to do it."