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Joke of the Day

"Ten things men know about women (Strong language) 1) They have pussies 2) 3) 4) 5) 6) 7) 8) 9) 10) They have breasts too"

"What's the difference between a bag of sugar and a dead baby? I don't use sugar in my signature cookies."

"Winning chess is the same as winning women. All it takes is the right amount of checks."

"Whats the difference between a man and a government bond? The bond matures."

"Dog 1: Help me with this crossword clue. Outer covering of a tree. 4 letters. Dog 2: woof? Dog 1: You're not even trying."

"CIA 'Mistakenly' destroys copy of 6,700-page US torture report A CIA spokesperson commented, ""We meant to destroy the 6,700-page US espionage report"""

"What's less funny than /r/Funny? /r/Jokes"

"Why is C afraid of every other letter in the alphabet? Because they are not Cs."

"My son is an ungrateful little shit! I bought him a trampoline for Christmas, but he'd rather sit in his wheelchair and cry."

"Guy across the road can't get his truck started. Now he's rolled up his sleeves. That's how you start trucks. By rolling up your sleeves."