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"Two gay guys went out for a night on the town without any cash. It was an unfunded mandate."
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"Helen Keller was blind and deaf. She would still lip sync better than Mariah Carey."
"threesome Joke Q: A teacher asks, ""What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?"" A: A student repsonds, ""3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."""
"I always cary a clump of my hair in my pocket so when people say, ""I like your haircut"", I can respond with, ""Thanks. Here, have some."""
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"The older I get, the earlier it gets late."