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Joke of the Day
"I'm a grammar nazi. I'm also a regular nazi, but that's a different story."
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"I'd stage an angry protest against Scott Brown & the death of health care reform, but I can't afford to get hurt."
"Q: what did Norman Bates say... when the waitress asked him what kind of toast he wanted? A: wheat! wheat! wheat! wheat! wheat!..."
"Why do you take toilet paper to the twilight zone? DODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODO"
"Man gets his wife roses for Valentine's Day Wife says ""I guess I have to open my legs now"". Man says ""Why? Don't we have a vase""?"
"What do you call colorful secret police? The RGB"
"Why wasn't Jesus born in the USA? Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin."
"What's the most popular contraceptive in Israel? Iron condome"
"Two roads diverged in the woods. I took the road less traveled and now I'm a werewolf. Thanks, poetry."