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Joke of the Day

"How can a redneck tell his twin sisters apart? By taste."

"Knock knock Who's there? Owls. Owls who? .................. Exactly!"

"Im not your friend, buddy"

"I wake up everyday planning to be productive and then a voice in my head says ""haha good one"" and we laugh and laugh and take a nap."

"Q: Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? A: Because she had no guts!"

"I had to fire my receptionist today. There was just no connection."

"Did you hear about the new skat porno? it's full of shit"

"Two Policemen Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says, ""Wow, that's got to be the fastest we ever got to the accident site."""

"What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable ? A common tater !"

"Canada was like, ""This is all part of the Northwest Territories,"" but the Inuit were having Nunavut."