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"I'd like to thank not only my mom and dad ... But my parents"
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"Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting? because he can't aim steadily"
"Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray? Because the label said, ""Contents Under Pressure"" Got this joke from my brother :D"
"A guy gets hit on the head by a falling soda can. But he's allright. Guess he was lucky *puts on sunglasses* It was a soft drink #FFFC"
"Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said ""So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses."""
"A Freudian Slip A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother"
"An awesome person fills you with awe, which stands to reason that a handsome person will fill you with hand."
"A guy in New York is selling the world's largest video game collection, which includes 11,000 games. He doesn't really want to sell it, but he needs some way to pay for the divorce."
"What sound does a cheating chicken? Cuck."
"What do you call six gay people at an amusement park? Six Fags"