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Joke of the Day
"Don't you hate it when there's a really interesting topic and someone starts writing and [deleted]"
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"Watching Jon Stewart Feb. 4th Turd-accino, Jon really? It was right there in front of you!!!"
"Why doesn't the GOP establishment want Trump as their nominee? They hate colored people."
"Happy Valentines! A little early I know, but l suffer from premature congratulation"
"What did the egg say to the pan or boiling water? ""It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by a chicken."""
"Women get yeast infections So that they know what it's like to live with an irratating cunt."
"What do you do to an aggressive vegan? Shove your meat in their face."
"Hold me closer, tiny dancer. Oh my... not that close. I can't breathe. How are you so strong? LET ME GO TINY DANCER"
"GERG: She licked ur donut? JERY: Shes a DONUT LICKER! GERG: gross! JERY: she also said she ""hates america"" GERG: Donut licking traitor!"
"A bit cheesy but here goes: There once was a man who used to collect spices from all over the world... now he just doesn't have the thyme."