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Joke of the Day

"4: Where did I come from? Me: Mommy's belly. 4: How'd I get there? Me: I, uh...put you there? 4: How did you... Me: WHO WANTS ICE CREAM?!"

"What does an excited karate pupil say to his friend when greeting him? HIYAH!"

"How do you flirt with a calligraphist? Say, ""You have pretty I's!"""

"A friend told me I'm out of touch. I laughed so hard I almost peed my Hammer pants."

"My friends ask me why I play soccer even though I'm not very good at it. just for kicks"

"I see a border patrol car drive by... So I ask my mexican co-woker if he has his visa. He looks at me cofused for a minute then says ""no no I only have debit card"" (true story)"

"Mi amigo Jesus is a great work out partner but... He just won't shut up about how he invented *Cross-Fit*"

"A Haiku A problem that I Have with haikus is that I Always run out of"

"What's the difference between Ozzy Osborne and Whitney Houston? One plays hard rock, the other is rock hard."

"What's Donald Trump's least favorite music band of all time? Foreigner."