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Joke of the Day

"4: Where did I come from? Me: Mommy's belly. 4: How'd I get there? Me: I, uh...put you there? 4: How did you... Me: WHO WANTS ICE CREAM?!"

"What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A Quarter Pounder with cheese."

"What do you call 4 lepers in a jacuzzi? Stew"

"What book is better when you read it drunk? Tequila Mockingbird."

"I ordered some glue online but it hasn't arrived yet Must have gotten stuck in the post."

"Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have? Palm Sunday."

"What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car? A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)"

"My brother thought his vasectomy ... would keep his wife from getting pregnant, but apparently it just changed the color of the baby."

"""Git yer cotton pickin hands off a my gin."" -Eli Whitney"

"Are you looking arround ?"