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Joke of the Day

"Why do women have boobs? So ya got something to look at when yah talkin' to em'! So ya got something to look at when yah talkin' to em'! So ya got... Thanks Family Guy."

"What did the Swedish chef say to his girlfriend when he found out she was pregnant? Abort - Bort - Bort!"

"Atheists don't believe in God or the ""i before e except after c"" rule of spelling."

"Kind of sad that the most fragile men in the world are required by law to become pro wrestling referees."

"Silly Rabbit, Trix are for a culture of entitled white American children who are systematically fed a diet of high fructose corn syrup."

"I just can't stand it when people make jokes about crippled people."

"Hillary and Huma Hillary Clinton likes Huma Abedin who is married to Anthony Weiner which would make her Huma Weiner. That means that Hillary likes a Weiner which means that she is not gay."

"My money box is empty... No change there."

"If Ice Cube and Snoop Dogg adopted a child... they could call it Slush Puppy :)"

"The NSA hired Sarah Palin so she could keep an eye on Edward Snowden"