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Joke of the Day
"So what if I don't know what Armageddon means? It's not the end of the world"
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"A really hate it when people ask me what I'll be doing in 5 years time. I mean, come on guys, I don't have 20/20 vision."
"What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common? Their last big hit was the wall."
"Sometimes I feel like a man trapped in a woman's marriage."
"Is google a woman? Because it won't let you finish your sentence without coming up with other suggestions."
"I always thought i had a good imagination... but it turns out it was just my imagination"
"How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister's chin"
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"What should you do when your girlfriend starts smoking?? Slow down and maybe use some lube..."
"Tried to slide a cup towards me across the table. The cup fell over instead. I blame friction."