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Joke of the Day
"What Is The Best Sub Reddit To See Once Watching ""Gods Of Egypt?"" /r/EyeBleach."
Next Joke
"A disease that kills you and can only be spread through the transmission of bodily fluids. Are we sure we're not talking about marriage?"
"I watched a tv show about beavers today... Best dam program I've ever seen!"
"How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt? A Terra Bite"
"Hey, women that breastfeed in public... What's with you not winking back?"
"What do you do with an aggressive Islamic German shepherd Muslim"
"Do zombies rule? Of corpse they do!"
"Brussel sprouts are like blow jobs If you get 'em forced down your throat young you'll never have a taste for them when you're older"
"Why did the Priest go to Walmart? Because the little boys pants were half off."
"Kids, on Christmas Eve Santa WILL break in to your house. He wants to STEAL YOUR COOKIES. If he has an ""accident"" the law is on your side."