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Joke of the Day

"There is really no easy way to say it, ma'am, but your son has just fallen into the Eyjafjallajokull."

"I got a haircut recently. I thought it was too short at first, but it's started to grow on me."

"if you dont know what do to with ur life why not just lay on the floor and think about how somewhere in the world a dolphin is backflippin"

"A conversation I just had. Friend - ""My Dad just bought a condo in Afghanistan, what an idiot."" Me - ""Are you kidding? Those real estate prices are set to explode."""

"What do you call it when a frog jumps off a bridge? Kermitting suicide."

"[at Chinese restaurant] ""Hi I'll have a large goingon"" -What is goingon? ""Nothing much, just hungry for some Chinese food"""

"""I wish there was a more convenient way to stalk others""- The phrase that started Facebook."

"LEGAL JARGON! Q: What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian? A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!"

"Why did the dog go to the vets? He was pawly. I'm sorry. I'll see myself out."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Beggar ! Beggar who ? Beggar you don't know !"