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Joke of the Day
"How does a lobster answer the phone? Shello?"
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"Jesus after the Last Supper goes through the bills. ""Guys, seriously, what the fuck, who ordered wine?"""
"When I see a kid on a leash I assume they were a dog turned into a kid by a witch & the owners have yet to figure out how to turn them back."
"Chuck Norris can't get through his steak breakfast without a fifth of whiskey."
"It's sad that, because of cell phones, kids today will never know what it's like to choke their friends with a phone cord."
"Why do whales have really good immune systems? They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!"
"Ronald McDonald kills millions of cows and he's the world's most beloved clown, but I butcher one and I ""ruined your son's birthday party""?"
"Two pieces of asphalt are at a bar A piece of red asphalt walks in. One says to the other ""watch out for him, he used to be a cyclepath""."
"Where does Fred Weasley shop? Forever 21."
"One night stand because my bedroom is narrow."