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Joke of the Day

"Why did the rooster cross the road? To prove it wasn't a chicken!"

"My next move I'm thinking that I write a book: The Explanations of jokes! If you have any hints, please let me know ;)"

"Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping? In case your other agus breaks."

"What's the difference between a mosque and a school? I don't know, I just fly the drones."

"[NSFW] Why does a walrus love Tupperware? Because he's always looking for a tight seal."

"Another joke thread...What's your best: I'm as/so angry ________ (or variant) Here's mine: I'm more pissed off than a dragon trying to blow out birthday candles."

"Police Officer and the Pothead Police Officer: ""How high are you?"" Pothead: ""No officer, it's ""Hi, How are you?"""

"""Just the tip,"" I whisper seductively to the pizza delivery guy, hoping he fulfills my fantasy of not charging me for the pizza."

"Did you hear about the community pool they built in the bronx? There were no survivors."

"I wanted to major in reverse psychology. My dream school turned me down. So I wrote them back and told them I wasn't even interested in their stupid program. They sent me a diploma."