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Joke of the Day
"When is a lion not a lion ? When he turns into his cage !"
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"If I ever have a need for a drag queen name, I just decided it's going to be Queef Latina."
"Did you hear about the hispanic that's been stealing all the trains? I heard he has some loco motives. (Locomotives)"
"3 Year Old: Mommy, was daddy ever inside you like I was? Wife: Yes. But only for a minute... two tops. Me: ..."
"Paleontologists have just discovered a new species of dinosaur that was predominately lesbian... They're calling it the Lickalotopuss."
"why did the tomato cross the road? to become ketchup"
"Have you ever heard of the international feline butt scratching award? . I hear it's a catastrophe"
"Difference between a cow and Russia They both contain Putin..."
"[puts dog in car] Me to wife: just gonna take her to the vet Wife: why u whispering [car screeches away] Me with wife in headlock: thats why"
"All i'm saying is that if you were a real psychic palm reader you would of made me wash my hands first."