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Joke of the Day

"Difference between a cow and Russia They both contain Putin..."

"A girl just referred to New Kids On The Block as ""Classic Rock"" & now I understand why the world hates Americans."

"Thank God for semi colon's. How would I have ever been able to flirt if they didn't exist?"

"Two antennas met on a roof... After a while they fell in love and in a few years time the antennas got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was great!"

"With the terror and all the negative things going on in the world today, it's remarkable that Charlie Sheen is able to stay positive."

"I'm the last one on Earth... My diet is now peanut butter, honey please come back."

"Freddy from scooby doo was a candidate for mayor of L.A in the 90s He ran on splitting up gangs."

"Why did Princess Diana divorce Prince Charles? She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!"

"How can you spot a Canadian They're the ones that say ""Thank You"" to the ATM"

"There are three types of people... Those who can count, and those who can't."