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Joke of the Day

"I saw the headless horseman riding down the street the othrr day Does anyone know where he might beheaded?"

"I love the way you move...like butter on a bald monkey."

"I kept getting asked to stop singing ""What is Love?"". My response to this is always the same... ""I would stop if I Haddaway"""

"What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student? A philosophy student asks you *why* you want fries with that"

"Q: Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road? A: So you'll never know which side he's on."

"The fact that there is a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic load."

"I had an embarrassing sexual problem with my wife last week - I came too early And found her in bed with someone else"

"Give your tweets a CB radio feel by adding the word, over at the end. Over."

"I like my women like I like my whiskey. Aged 14 years and mixed up in a little coke."

"It took me just 30 minutes to get the Christmas tree up yesterday... It took surgeons 4 hours to get it back out again."