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Joke of the Day

"Church is so annoying.. Your either on your knees or standing up. I wish the priest would just find a position to fuck me."

"Anti-jokes: here are three of my favorite ones. Uno, eins, ichi"

"Do you know any good water jokes? Well?"

"Why do Chinese workers work so hard? Because their companies are always short-staffed."

"I don't think none of Christopher Nolan's ex girlfriends know how the hell it ended."

"When's the best time to procrastinate? Later."

"*i sneeze* Atheist: bless u Me: ha! i caught u Atheist: no its just like, an expression Me:*grabbing him by shoulders* u believe in god"

"What do you call a gay Irisham A Gaelic"

"The world is my oyster. Too expensive to enjoy every day."

"I got 99 karma but link ain't one."